Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apples?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper to kick all the seeds off a dill pickle?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Is there really no wrong way to eat a receas peanut butter cup?