Hi I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabeetus. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family...I can't sleep at night...The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?
Lolz.