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International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
« on: September 19, 2005, 10:59:42 am »
Arrr, mateys!  Today be the glorious day of the year where ye be talking like a swashbuckling, peg-legged, pirate!  In celebration of what is possibly the best non-denominational, non-commercial holiday out there, here is a guide to all the pirates in SpongeBob that you know and love.

Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a regular feature of half-hour SpongeBob specials, and is generally disliked by most of the SpongeBob watching populace.  Probably because he's annoying and just generally not very funny.  He is played by the otherwise wonderful Tom Kenny.
Pirate Rating:  a $1 DVD in Chinatown

Painty the Pirate

Painty, a painting of a pirate by artist Calvin Liang, voiced by Pat Pinney, with Stephen Hillenburg as it's mouth, opens each glorious episode of SpongeBob by leading the theme song.
Pirate Rating:  Two glass eyes!

The Flying Dutchman

Not only is the Flying Dutchman a pirate, but he's also a ghost!  Ghost pirates are about 10x more piratey than anything else on earth.  He haunts the underwater world  in his mysteriously glowing pirate ship.
Pirate Rating:  Hotter than Johnny Depp
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2005, 11:31:46 am »
Well done, cmonkey.

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2005, 11:51:31 am »
I was going to post a topic about this. Funny. Anyway, this be one of the better topics I've layed me eyes on lately.
Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it..that smell...a kind of smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells smelly. Anchovies.
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: ANCHOVIES!
Anchovies: MEEP, MEEP, MEEP.

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2005, 12:09:32 pm »
arrgh it be a good idea by a landlubber

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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2005, 12:34:27 pm »
Arrrrrrrrrrrr. good work matey!

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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2005, 01:02:41 pm »
Arrrrrr, I be bad at this talking business! But good job on that landlubbin report about me pirate friends there. Avast!

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2005, 01:13:06 pm »
My uncle is the founder of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Woo.

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2005, 01:53:48 pm »
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My uncle is the founder of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Woo.
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Yay Megan! I dressed up in pirate gear today wewt. Even though I could not find my eyepatch anywhere. It probably got lost in the move... :sad: Anyways there was one other kid in my school (that I saw) that was celebrating TLAPD. I thought it was cool.

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2005, 01:56:29 pm »
What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2005, 02:00:48 pm »
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What are you talking about?  Patchy The Pirate not funny?  His bit on the Christmas Special ruled, man.  Am I the only guy who likes... the guy?
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Indeed you are...
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2005, 02:17:22 pm »
Pirate talk annoys me greatly.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2005, 02:45:07 pm »
Arrr, swab me booty!

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2005, 03:15:19 pm »
Haha.  My professor for my math class asked if anyone knew what today was and I said "Talk Like A Pirate Day, duh."  

I've been talking like a pirate all day.

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2005, 03:55:31 pm »
My mom didn't believe me when I told her about this last week.
Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it..that smell...a kind of smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells smelly. Anchovies.
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: ANCHOVIES!
Anchovies: MEEP, MEEP, MEEP.

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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2005, 04:25:12 pm »
Yarghhh! Arghhh! Flarghhh! Slarghhh!

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