Topic: Santa Gets Flight Clearence

[SizzlinSean]

SANTA GETS FLIGHT CLEARANCE
Friday, December 19, 2003
 
 
It`s official, Santa Claus got his officical clearance to fly into the United States on Christmas Eve. Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta singed a flight certificate for Santa, who used his official name, Kris Kringle, to sign the agreement. Kringle submitted his flight plan and the Bush administration agreed to grant the 24 hour waiver.

So it`s good news for all the boys and girls out there.
 

This was a report on the local  TV news' site. When I saw this I  almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard. Thats what our tax dollars is for.

[lemonsrock103]

hahahahahahha. I hate when new's shows do that!

[IZ]

That's totally gnarly.

[cmonkey]

Thats good news, now Santa won't have to worry about being shot down by the missile defense system.

[DoomBringer316]

lmao.

"Look everybody, I can see Santa in the sky! Come here kids, look!"

*everybody goes to the window and sees his sleigh and eight reindeer*

*All of the sudden, a large missile comes from out of no where and obliterates Santa*

*silence*

[Spider-Boogie]

lmao.

"Look everybody, I can see Santa in the sky! Come here kids, look!"

*everybody goes to the window and sees his sleigh and eight reindeer*

*All of the sudden, a large missile comes from out of no where and obliterates Santa*

*silence*

That's really not nice. Picture it: There's no missle smilie, so: :santa: :mf_rudolph: :mf_plasmawhore:

[Megan]

im sorry but that is just to to funny.

[Sandylover]

im sorry but that is just to to funny.

that Is real funny

[lemonsrock103]

lmao.

"Look everybody, I can see Santa in the sky! Come here kids, look!"

*everybody goes to the window and sees his sleigh and eight reindeer*

*All of the sudden, a large missile comes from out of no where and obliterates Santa*

*silence*

lmao. haha DoomBringer! You're hilarious!

[Garylover]

Tat is frickin hilarious!

PEACE OUT FROM ALBERTA! :afro:

[Sandylover]

Tat is frickin hilarious!

PEACE OUT FROM ALBERTA! :afro:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*10 minutes later*
hahahahahahahahahahaha*cough,cough*hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*2 hours later*
ha*choke* ha *faints of exution

[SizzlinSean]

lmao.

"Look everybody, I can see Santa in the sky! Come here kids, look!"

*everybody goes to the window and sees his sleigh and eight reindeer*

*All of the sudden, a large missile comes from out of no where and obliterates Santa*

*silence*

  LMAO

That is just so friggin funny!

*walks outside*

*looks around*

Hey there's Santa, Over there and over there and over there!

[Sandylover]

it is so funny

*go's outside and finds santa inlittle peices everywhere*

''Don't worry santa I have super tape!"

* tapes santa and santa is paper*

"Santa, look at the bright side................you don't need to go on a diet anymore

[MEEP!]

it is so funny

*go's outside and finds santa inlittle peices everywhere*

''Don't worry santa I have super tape!"

* tapes santa and santa is paper*

"Santa, look at the bright side................you don't need to go on a diet anymore

LMAO! That was funny!

DoomBringer, if you came up with that, I think you'd like Wierd Al's two Christmas songs.

[Sandylover]

it is so funny

*go's outside and finds santa inlittle peices everywhere*

''Don't worry santa I have super tape!"

* tapes santa and santa is paper*

"Santa, look at the bright side................you don't need to go on a diet anymore

LMAO! That was funny!

DoomBringer, if you came up with that, I think you'd like Wierd Al's two Christmas songs.

i came up with that!