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« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2004, 10:48:44 pm »
Find out the news by seeing whats new on TV  
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« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2004, 09:02:42 pm »
By this new NBA video game!!!!

When the video game comes 2 more weeks!  
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« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2004, 09:27:14 pm »
Worst advertising/commercial?

this is a test of the emergency broadcasting system...
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« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2004, 11:27:58 pm »
Are you tired of paying those high electricity bills? Well, not anymore, with the SCAMTECH MONEY SAVER!!!!! All you do s plug it in, and watch your your electricity billl raise untuil you faint. Then....it will rase some more.
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2004, 05:50:15 pm »
Tired of your Cable Bill going high and high and high again every month!? Well try High Rate Cable, when you'll get all the channels known to man for a price of $500,000, plus $50.00 tax, and we'll give you a installation that costs $670.00, our prices are so high it'll make you go to the hospital.  
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2004, 05:57:43 pm »
Are you sick of all those hotshot companies making their products costing 19.99 dollars? THey are trying to make the product seem like it costs less. We're strait to the point.... 20 dollars.
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2004, 08:04:34 pm »
Do you hate it when you're relatives tick you off?

Are you tired of being feeling inferior?

Is your TV is broken?

Getting picked on everyday?

Being discriminated because you're doing things perverted?


WELL...LIVE WITH IT, THAT'S LIFE YOU SILLY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2004, 10:06:45 pm »
Hi. I'm Mike Tyson for Encyclopedia Britannica
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« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2004, 04:55:35 pm »
Do you really want to get into college, but the college rejected you?

WELL TOO BAD!
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« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2004, 08:31:44 pm »
Are you tired of people always trying to sell you stuff on TV while you're trying to watch highly educational programming? Then get the new "People-always-trying- to-sell-me-stuff-on-TV-while-I'm-trying-to-watch-highly-educational-programming-
zapper".
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But then I got the 'People-always-trying-to-sell-me-stuff-on-TV-while-I'm-trying-to-watch-highly-educational-programming-zapper' and I finally got to see a whole episode in peace.

        Now you can have this wonderful product, too!

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« Reply #40 on: November 12, 2004, 01:30:01 pm »
Are you tired of having to cook your vegi-meats.
"WHAT'S A VEGGIE MEAT"
"A Vegitable-Meat"
"Oh!"
""Anyways, all you have to do is stick it in the SUPER MINI COOKER TYPE ITEM and watch it cook!!!!!!!!!!! All you have to do is flip the meat every 3o seconds and in 48 hours, its time to eat your meal! So order up!


(In a really fst voice) may cause loss of appetite, head or sanity. Do not use if you are currently insane.....
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« Reply #41 on: November 12, 2004, 01:43:32 pm »
I like bacon.
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« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2004, 01:45:55 pm »
"Hey fatso, order this weight machine. NOW!"
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« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2004, 01:51:32 pm »
tired of being stressed,  well buy the malle.....i mean stress relevo then wack your head till you you cant feel your legs
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« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2004, 11:30:08 pm »
Do You Want Some Money....QUICK!!!! Do you need a mortgage? Well, to get that mortage, CLICK HERE, AND WATCH OUR AD!!!!



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