Wanna spend your summer vacation?
Try, Florida....but they have Hurricanes.
Try, California....but they have Earthquakes.
Try, Washington State....if you wanna get covered in lava, ash, and crap.
Try, Oklahoma...if you wanna get swirled up in a Tornado.
Try, Texas....but they have Bush supporters.
Try, New York...but they have terrorist attacks.
Try, Massachuetss..but they have that flip-flop guy.
So try.....you're house. Where you're safe and sound.