Topic: My New Improved Spongebo Fic

[weird_4]

Hey everyone. This is my new improved Spongebob fic. Anyway, this is Chapter 1.


Chapter 1:Spongebob the Mad Man
Scene 1:Theme Park

Spongebob:Here we are Patrick. The best theme park ever.
Patrick:What's a theme park?
Spongebob:It's like a carnival, but it has more rides.
Patrick:What are we going to ride first.
Spongebob:I know. Let's ride, Bumper Boats.
Patrick:OH BOY! BUMPER BOATS!
Spongebob:Get ready to rumble Patrick.
Some anouncer guy:Welcome to Bumper Boat rumble. Now this is our first round of Bumper Boats. In boat 4 is Spongebob Squarepants. And in boat 7 is none other than Patrick Star.
Referrie:3-2-1 GO!
Anouncer guy:And the round has started. It looks like Spongebob got a head start and is going 50 mph aiming for Patrick who is now sleeping.
Patrick:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (Wakes up) FINLAND! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Spongebob:PATRICK! WAKE UP!
(CRASH!!!!)
Anouncer guy:OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT'S GOING TO HURT!
(Patrick flys out of ride)
Spongebob:I'LL SAVE YOU PATRICK!!!
(Spongebob then flys out of the ride)
Patrick:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Spongebob:JUMP OUT PATRICK!
(Patrick jumps out)
Spongebob:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!(jumps out)
Anouncer guy:And that ends the Bumper boat rumble. Well, that's all for now.
Spongebob:Patrick, are you ok?
Patrick:Where's the leak ma'm?
Spongebob:I'm sorry I crashed into you. You were supposed to crash into me.
Patrick:I was?
Stay tuned for Chapter 2.

[GIR]

pretty good

[weird_4]

Thanks :biggrin:

[weird_4]

Chapter 2: The Longest Ride Ever

Spongebob:Sorry Patrcik. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Patrick:Hurt who?
Spongebob:Never mind Patrick.
Patrick:Oh.
Spongebob:What are we going to ride next?
Patrick:How about, "The Longest Ride Ever"
Spongebob:O.K Let's go.
Fish:Are you sure you want to go on this ride?
Spongebob:Yeah but how long is this ride sir?
Fish:5 hours.
Spongebob:Come on Patrick.
(Later)
Spongebob voice over:There I saw it. When we first jumped on, the ride the water pushed us forward very quickly. Then we saw Mirmaid Man and Barnicle Boy running in the water. But 3 hours later the ride was over.
Patrick:Again.
Spongebob:Hmmmmm that's weird. I thought I saw our favorite heros.
Patrick:Huh?
Fish:Ready to ride again? (laughs evily)
Spongebob:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh?
Patrick:What's with the yelling?
Spongebob:Oh. I thought the ride was over.
Patrick:Not yet. We have 4 more hours.
Spongebob:Really?
Patrick:Really.
Spongebob:Really?
Patrick:Really.
Spongebob:Really?
Patrick:YES ALREADY!!!
Stay tuned for Chapter 3

[weird_4]

Chapter 3: Spongebob and Patrick Sing

Spongebob:(yawns) Patrick, I'm getting tired.
Patrick:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
Spongebob:Pat?
Patrick:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SEAWEEBLE!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Spongebob:WAKE UP PAT LOOK! IT'S THAT PEANUT GUY FROM THE GOOFY GOOBER.
Patrick:OH BOY! LET'S SING TO HIM!
Spongebob:O.K!
Spongebob and Patrick singing: I'm a goofy goober ROCK! You're a goofy gober ROCK! Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober!
Patrick:ROCK!
Peanut guy:Oh great. Those 2 again.
Patrick:Spongebob! Let's throught the sundes at him.
Spongebob:O.K!
(SPLAT!) (SPLAT!) (SPLAT!)
(2 Minuets later)
Peanut guy:I hate Mondays.
Spongebob:Now I'll sing a little song called, "Best Day Ever"
(Spongebob sings Best Day Ever song)
Patrick:HORRAY!
Spongebob:And look Pat. The rides already over.
Patrick and Spongebob:YAY!!! WE ROCK THE LONGEST RIDE EVER!!
Kid:Mommy, that sponge is scaring me.
Mom:I'll say. So is that star fiah. What is he doing, the funky chicken?
Kid:Let's get out of here.
Stay tuned for Chapter 4.

[weird_4]

Chapter 4:The Grand Theft Auto Ride

Spongebob:Wasn't that ride great Patrick?
Patrick:Yeah. That was fun.
Spongebob:Let's ride a action ride.
Patrick:YAY!!
Spongebob:Let's ride "Grand Theft Auto:The Ride"
Patrick:YAY! I LOVE THIS THEME PARK!
Fish:HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S THE CRAZY SPONGE WITH THE CRAZY STARFISH!
(Everyone laughs)
Spongebob:Let's get out of here first.
(Later)
Spongebob:Here we are Pat. The best action ride in the theme park.
(5 seconds later)
Spongebob:WOW PATRICK LOOK!
(explosions)
Patrick:DRIVE AWAY SPONGEBOB!!!
(VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!)
Spongebob:YEAH! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES HERE!
(helecopter flys over the car)
Spongebob:UH-OH! IT'S THE COPS!
(SCHREECH!!!)
Police oficer:HALT YOU GRAND THEFT AUTO YOU!
Patrick:Spongebob?
Spongebob:Yeah Pat.
Patrick:I want to tell you that......
Spongebob:Yes.
Patrick:Youre going to drive us off a 1,000 foot cliff.
Spongeob:Huh?
(The car goes off the cliff)
Officer:GRAB THE LADDER!!
(Spongebob and Patrick grab the ladder)
Officer:HOLD ON!
Spongebob:Patrick, if I die today, I want you to take care of Gary for me.
(Later)
Officer:YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
(Spongebob pulls out a pair of cleats)
Spongebob:TAKE THIS YOU!
(Spongebob throws the cleats into the officer's eyes.)
Officer:AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF ME!
(Runs off a cliff)
Stay tuned for Chapter 5.

[weird_4]

Chapter 5: The Madness Continues

Spongebob: Wow! This is great Patrick!
Patrick:Hey look Spongebob! Someone left a bomb in out car!
Spongebob:Huh?
(BOOM!!!!)
Spongebob and Patrick:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob:Hey look Patrick. There's a Taxi cab over there!
Patrick:Should we knock him out?
Spongebob:Yeah. But with what?
Patrick:Stay here.
Taxi driver:May I help you sir?
(Patrick throws the taxi driver out the car)
Patrick:Ready Spongebob?
Spongebob:Yeah.
Burgler guy:TRY TO CATCH ME!
Spongebob:PATRICK! WE HAVE TO STOP THAT GUY!
(VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!)
Spongebob:RUN HIM OVER!
Burgler guy:AAAA!!!!
Spongebob:GET OUT PATRICK! THE CARS GOING TO EXPLODE IN 3-2-1!
(BOOM!!!!!!!)
Spongebob:QUICK! INTO THE BATTLE TANK!
Patrick:I'll drive!
(Spongebob presses random buttons)
(Spongebob and Patrick fly out of the Grand Theft auto ride)
Stay tuned for Chapter 6.

[Daniel]

WHOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Major Rule break here!!!!!!!!!!!! Multiple posts are aginst the rules.

[SizzlinSean]

All you have to do is edit your posts. Multiple-posting is against the rules.

[weird_4]

Sorry about the double posting.

[weird_4]

Chapter 6: The Longest Fun House Ever

Patrick:Spongebob! I'm getting tired of the rides. Can we do somthing else?
Spongebob:Sure Patrick. Let's go into a fun house.
Patrick:O.k.
Guy:How many?
Spongebob:2 please.
Guy:That'll be $3.00 please.
Spongebob:There you go sir.
Guy:Enjoy!
Spongebob:Look Patrick. The Wall of Mirrors.
Patrick:Look at me Spongebob. I'm skinnier than ever.
(Spongebob sees himself fat in the mirror)
Spongebob:I feel fat.
Patrick:Look at me Spongebob!
Spongebob and Patrick:WE'RE GIANTS!!
Kid:Mommy, there's that Sponge again!
Mom:Let's run away quickly.
Spongebob:And now we're normal.
Patrick:OH BOY! LOOK SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob:Patrick, it's just a bridge.
Patrick:Oh.
Spongebob:Watch out Patrick. Don't fall.
Patrick:LOOK! A VERY LONG SLIDE!!!
Sopngebob:I'll go in front.
Patrick:I'm right behind you.
Spongebob:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick:WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(2 hours later)
Patrick:I think I'm going to vomit.
Spongebob:Look the other way Patrick.
(SPLASH)
Spongebob:Where are we?
Patrick:I don't know.
What will happen next? Stay tuned for Chapter 7.

[weird_4]

Chapter 7: The Big Scare

Spongebob:Patrick! Did you hurl?
Patrick:No. Why?
Spongebob:Well whatever this stuff is, it smelles really bad.
Patrick:It looks disgusting.
Spongebob:Tell me about it.
Patrick:Besides Spongebob. Look. I think I see somthing.
Spongebob:We'll worry about that later Patrick. This sign says "Smelly Grounds" Hmmm. I never seen these at a theme park before.
Patrick:But Spongebob! I see a ball pit!
Spongebob:WOW REALLY!?
Patrick:Come on!
(4 seconds later)
Spongebob:OH BOY! CANNON BALL!
Patrick:I don't get it.
(Spongebob lands in ball pit)
Patrick:My turn!
(CRASH!)
Patrick:Sorry.
Spongebob:HEY PATRICK! BALL FIGHT!
(Spongebob picks up an orange ball)
(BONK!) (BONK!)
Patrick:HEY!
(Patrick throwas 20 balls at Spongebob)
Spongebob:This is fun!
Patrick:Look Spongebob. I found a very huge water spider in here.
Spongebob:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Get it away from me!
Patrick:Awwwww... But it's soo cute.
Spongebob:PATRICK!
Patrick:I think we should keep it. Let's name it Hairy. Or Blacky.
Spongebob:OR SCARY! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Patrick:Yeah Spongebob. Blacky is a good name.
Spongebob:PATRICK! I'M SCARED OF SPIDERS! NOW PLEASE GET IT AWAY FROM ME NOW!
Patrick:But it's furry. Hey! Let's name it furry!
Spongebob:Patrick are you with me or aginst me?
Patrick:Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
(2 hours later)
Patrick:Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Spongebob:PATRICK! THROW AWAY THE SPIDER AND I'LL GIVE YOU 30 KRABBY PATTIES WHEN I GET BACK TO WORK!
Patrick:DEAL!
(Patrick throws the spider to the bridge they crossed before)
Spongebob:Thanks Patrick.
Patrick:Where's my 30 Krabby Patties?
Spongebob:I told you that I would give them to you when I get back to work.
Patrick:YOU LIED SQUAREPANTS!
Spongebob:I'm not even at work yet.
Patrick:Oh.
Stay tuned for Chapter 8.  :biggrin:

[Sponge-Bob]

This Story gets Second place in your fics

[weird_4]

What was my first place story then?

[Rabble]

Pretty Okay. 6 out Of 10

Meh Listen to Sean theres an edit button for a reason.