You have yet to prove those questions were legit....i didn't understand the questions. And example of a good question:
What did Patrick say to describe how beautiful the snow was(well he stole it from a wrapper)
Answer: It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkly white pleasure. Let it fill your sences with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before.
Now that is a good, tough question that I know.