United SpongeBob is proud to announce that it has purchased a rival SpongeBob Fan Site,
SBMania, for an undisclosed sum. Cmonkey was quoted as saying, "World Domination doesn't come cheap, but I had to buy them out some time." The SBMania staff was unavailable for comment, as the windows on their new Bentley were rolled up. Cmonkey announced the plan for World Domination at a United SpongeBob shareholder meeting last week, during which he also announced that all United SpongeBob staff members must convert to the Church of Scientology (bless the holy Xenu and his Thetans) or be fired.
EDIT: Yea, nevermind. The check bounced, so SBMania is going back to normal. Forget Scientology too, I got kicked out for making fun of Tom Cruise.