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46
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 03, 2011, 05:53:59 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifth/ledbadge.htm]Red LED Badge[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifth/ledbdg1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifth/ledbdg3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/led1/ledb3.gif[/img]
Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL BAND NAMES 11",8,8:SYS36864
SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 10
LOADING

[color=green]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
THAT TOOTHPICK PEED IN MY SOCK DRAWER
SHELIAK CORPORATE DOUCHE
WE LIVE IN MOPS
WISHING WELL LAVAGE
HAVING DAIN BRAMAGE
LAMP FLOATING IN A WALL URANATOR
HUMMINGBIRDS ARE BRIE
WHEN THE BULLET HITS THE PHONE
INVISIBLE STORMTROOPERS
[color=green]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/29/fictio26.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Red LED Badge






Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

LOAD"FICTIONAL BAND NAMES 11",8,8:SYS36864
SEARCHING FOR BAND NAMES 10
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THAT TOOTHPICK PEED IN MY SOCK DRAWER
SHELIAK CORPORATE DOUCHE
WE LIVE IN MOPS
WISHING WELL LAVAGE
HAVING DAIN BRAMAGE
LAMP FLOATING IN A WALL URANATOR
HUMMINGBIRDS ARE BRIE
WHEN THE BULLET HITS THE PHONE
INVISIBLE STORMTROOPERS
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

READY.




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47
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 02, 2011, 05:16:45 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][b]New informational web page: Pink LED Scrolling ''Necklace''[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/led1/ledb20-1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/led1/ledbad20.htm[/b]

[b]?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 44444

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/krusty2.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New informational web page: Pink LED Scrolling ''Necklace''



http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/led1/ledbad20.htm

?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE PANTYWASTE) DRESSED UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON THE SIMPSONS) AND HUCKED A GIANT PINK URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD KLOWN, CAUSING THE KLOWN TO EXAMINE THE OFFENDING ITEM AND RATHER LOUDLY EXCLAIM, "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 44444

READY.




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48
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: February 01, 2011, 05:25:05 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/led/turbo.htm]Turbo-Mate Flashlight[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/turbo1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/turbo3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/turbo1-3.gif[/img]
Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
THE INTELLIGENTTOLIETMUSCLES                              WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE DARK BULBS?
SMOKING CRACK IN THE BOY'S ROOM                      A FUGLY BEDROOM GRUP
STEWARDESS MICTURITION                                     O BARNACLES!!!     
KIK UH WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAUL                       SESKA IS A DUMB STUPID DOOSH
AWWW TARTAR SAUCE!!!                                      EATING OUT OF THE DUSTBIN
AS STRAIGHT AS A BROKEN ARROW                      SETTING FIRE TO SMUDGE POTS
AS GAY AS AN 8 DOLLAR BILL                               THE PAPASANS ARE SQUEAKY
AS EASY AS 3.14159                                             BARFING UP A FECE
BROKEN MILK BONE                                                WHY IS THE SKY BLACK?
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/fictio12.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Turbo-Mate Flashlight






Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE INTELLIGENTTOLIETMUSCLES                              WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE DARK BULBS?
SMOKING CRACK IN THE BOY'S ROOM                      A FUGLY BEDROOM GRUP
STEWARDESS MICTURITION                                     O BARNACLES!!!     
KIK UH WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAUL                       SESKA IS A DUMB STUPID DOOSH
AWWW TARTAR SAUCE!!!                                      EATING OUT OF THE DUSTBIN
AS STRAIGHT AS A BROKEN ARROW                      SETTING FIRE TO SMUDGE POTS
AS GAY AS AN 8 DOLLAR BILL                               THE PAPASANS ARE SQUEAKY
AS EASY AS 3.14159                                             BARFING UP A FECE
BROKEN MILK BONE                                                WHY IS THE SKY BLACK?
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READY.




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49
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 31, 2011, 04:51:49 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Red LED Blinker[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/blinker1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/blinker.htm[/b]

[B]LOAD"FUTURE IMPERFECT",8,8

SEARCHING FOR FUTURE IMPERFECT
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

[b][color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE WASTOID) WATCHED THE STAR TREK:TNG EPISODE "FUTURE
IMPERFECT", HEARD WHERE RIKER SAYS "YOU'RE PUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON THE
MOUTHPIECE. RELAX THE EMBOUCHURE." SO HE GOT AHOLD OF A HARP AND TRIED TO BLOW
INTO THAT SUCKER!!!
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/30/future.wav][img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/30/future.gif[/img][/url]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: Red LED Blinker



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/blinker.htm

LOAD"FUTURE IMPERFECT",8,8

SEARCHING FOR FUTURE IMPERFECT
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE WASTOID) WATCHED THE STAR TREK:TNG EPISODE "FUTURE
IMPERFECT", HEARD WHERE RIKER SAYS "YOU'RE PUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON THE
MOUTHPIECE. RELAX THE EMBOUCHURE." SO HE GOT AHOLD OF A HARP AND TRIED TO BLOW
INTO THAT SUCKER!!!
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READY.




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50
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 30, 2011, 05:23:14 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
<b>01-30-11 {<i>or "30 Jan 2011" or even "January 30, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>}</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have five updates planned for my website today -- the first four are the addition of two videos showing what an airline pilot might see if you hosed his aircraft down with a laser pointer to my evaluations of one green, two blue, and one violet laser, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i>!!! ;-)
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/25/homo2.jpg" width=639>
<br>
<br>
This is my "Picture du Jour".
<br>
<br>
Showing off my pink hair and a Digimon plush (<a href="http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Agumon" target="new">Agumon</a>) sometime in "<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note.gif">two thousand zero one party over <i>{oops!</i>}, break a band...and tonight I'm gonna party like it's two thou-sand<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note.gif">". ;-)
<br>
<br>
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
<br>
<br>
I have no outside trips planned for today.
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

01-30-11 {or "30 Jan 2011" or even "January 30, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer}

Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have five updates planned for my website today -- the first four are the addition of two videos showing what an airline pilot might see if you hosed his aircraft down with a laser pointer to my evaluations of one green, two blue, and one violet laser, and the last is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE!!! ;-)



This is my "Picture du Jour".

Showing off my pink hair and a Digimon plush (Agumon) sometime in "two thousand zero one party over {oops!}, break a band...and tonight I'm gonna party like it's two thou-sand". ;-)

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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51
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 29, 2011, 05:10:12 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Pelican L1 Blue-Green[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/l1t1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/l1t.htm[/b]

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
THE KNARKS ARE SQUEAKY                                        SLEEPING LIKE A SLOAN URANATOR SPUD VALVE
SGT. STADANKO & THE POTHEADS                            CHEATING TO PASS A URINE TEST
HAIRDRYER EMESIS                                                     TASTES LIKE SHEETROCK
THE SISSY STICKS                                                        THERE'S A COOKIE IN THE WASHINGMACHINE
STOMPING ON CICADAS FOR CHRIST SAKES           DEEP FRYING KRABBY PATTIES FOR PETE SAKES
SATAN DESTROYING A STOVEPIPE                            FEEL THE SERVING FORK
BOWLING BALL INSEMINATION                                 DISPOSABLE PEOPLE
I WILL NOT COMPLY                                                    MAGGOTS IN THE PANTRY
TULIP SWEAT                                                                IMITATION BUTTER DISPENSER
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/29/fictio22.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: Pelican L1 Blue-Green



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/l1t.htm

LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE KNARKS ARE SQUEAKY                                        SLEEPING LIKE A SLOAN URANATOR SPUD VALVE
SGT. STADANKO & THE POTHEADS                            CHEATING TO PASS A URINE TEST
HAIRDRYER EMESIS                                                     TASTES LIKE SHEETROCK
THE SISSY STICKS                                                        THERE'S A COOKIE IN THE WASHINGMACHINE
STOMPING ON CICADAS FOR CHRIST SAKES           DEEP FRYING KRABBY PATTIES FOR PETE SAKES
SATAN DESTROYING A STOVEPIPE                            FEEL THE SERVING FORK
BOWLING BALL INSEMINATION                                 DISPOSABLE PEOPLE
I WILL NOT COMPLY                                                    MAGGOTS IN THE PANTRY
TULIP SWEAT                                                                IMITATION BUTTER DISPENSER
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

READY.




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52
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 28, 2011, 05:21:57 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: ETG Strobe (2)[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/etgstr21.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/etgstr2.htm[/b]

[b]LOAD"SMELL-HEAR",8,8

SEARCHING FOR SMELL-HEAR
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

ACTIVIA "POO-POO YOGURT" IT'S CLEAR,
YOU CAN SMELL IT WITH YOUR EAR



DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS I SUPPOSE,
YOU CAN HEAR THEM WITH YOUR NOSE


READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/30/activia3.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: ETG Strobe (2)



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/etgstr2.htm

LOAD"SMELL-HEAR",8,8

SEARCHING FOR SMELL-HEAR
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

ACTIVIA "POO-POO YOGURT" IT'S CLEAR,
YOU CAN SMELL IT WITH YOUR EAR



DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS I SUPPOSE,
YOU CAN HEAR THEM WITH YOUR NOSE


READY.




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53
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 27, 2011, 04:54:48 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New informational web page: Antique GE AR-1 Argon Glow Blub[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/ar1-1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/ar1.htm[/b]

[B]LOAD"SPACE 1999-2",8

SEARCHING FOR SPACE 1999-2
LOADING

READY.
RUN

?SOME FARTKNOCKER (A TRUE ASSCLOWN) WATCHED "SPACE: 1999" ON THE BOOB TUBE,
KYPED AN EAGLE FROM MOONBASE ALPHA, TRIED TO FLY IT TO KRONOS (THE KLINGON
HOMEWORLD), PISSED OFF THE KLINGON HIGH COUNCIL -- WHO SENT TWO BIRDS OF PREY TO
INTERCEPT THE EAGLE AND HOSE IT DOWN WITH DISRUPTORS, CAUSING THE ASSCLOWN TO
BECOME GAGH FOOD  ERROR IN 52224

READY.
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img][/b]



("Gagh" is Klingon serpent worms, a Klingon delicacy.
       Gagh is said to be best when served live.)

[url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/spc1999.wav][img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/bop.gif[/img][/url]
{[i]Click on the graphic to hear the Space: 1999 opening song![/i]}
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New informational web page: Antique GE AR-1 Argon Glow Blub



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/ar1.htm

LOAD"SPACE 1999-2",8

SEARCHING FOR SPACE 1999-2
LOADING

READY.
RUN

?SOME FARTKNOCKER (A TRUE ASSCLOWN) WATCHED "SPACE: 1999" ON THE BOOB TUBE,
KYPED AN EAGLE FROM MOONBASE ALPHA, TRIED TO FLY IT TO KRONOS (THE KLINGON
HOMEWORLD), PISSED OFF THE KLINGON HIGH COUNCIL -- WHO SENT TWO BIRDS OF PREY TO
INTERCEPT THE EAGLE AND HOSE IT DOWN WITH DISRUPTORS, CAUSING THE ASSCLOWN TO
BECOME GAGH FOOD  ERROR IN 52224
   
READY.




("Gagh" is Klingon serpent worms, a Klingon delicacy.
       Gagh is said to be best when served live.)


{Click on the graphic to hear the Space: 1999 opening song!}

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54
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 26, 2011, 05:20:32 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][b]New informational web page: ''Palm Tree''-shaped CCFT Bulb[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/palmcf1.jpg[/img]

[b]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/palmccft.htm[/b]

[b]LOAD"THE NAKED NOW",8,8

SEARCHING FOR THE NAKED NOW
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA) WATCHED THE STAR
TREK: TNG EPISODE "THE NAKED NOW", HIJACKED THE ENTERPRISE BY REMOTE, LET EVERY-
BODY GET JUST STINKING DRUNK ON THAT FUNNY "WATER", AND ALLOWED THE STELLAR CORE
FRAGMENT TO ANNHILIATE THEM!!!
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/nakednow.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New informational web page: ''Palm Tree''-shaped CCFT Bulb



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/palmccft.htm

LOAD"THE NAKED NOW",8,8

SEARCHING FOR THE NAKED NOW
LOADING

READY.
SYS36864

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
?SOME TOTAL WASTE OF BUNGWIPE (A PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA) WATCHED THE STAR
TREK: TNG EPISODE "THE NAKED NOW", HIJACKED THE ENTERPRISE BY REMOTE, LET EVERY-
BODY GET JUST STINKING DRUNK ON THAT FUNNY "WATER", AND ALLOWED THE STELLAR CORE
FRAGMENT TO ANNHILIATE THEM!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

READY.




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55
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:22:22 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]5mm orange LED of unknown pedigree[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/5mmorn70.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/5mmorn70.gif[/img]

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
YOU'VE GOT ENEMAIL!                                     GETTING MALARIA FROM FAUCET HANDLES
FROWN FOR THE CAMERA                                I SPELL "KNIFE" WITH AN "N"
SQUIDWARD DESTROYING A URANATOR         A FLEA IN HER HELMUT
SELLING A DIRTY TOWEL                                 GETTING STUNG BY THE CHEERIOS BEE
I'D LIKE TO BUY A "G"                                      DRINK LIKE THE DOG DOES...FROM THE TOLIET
GETTING A DOUBLE TWERPECTOMY                  WE ARE BEING HAILED BY THE BORG
DIET OF GARBAGE FOOD                                  PLANKTON'S A BUNGKNOCKER
DRAKE PARKER WRECKING A DUNE BUGGY      DISPOSABLE AMOEBAS
GOING JELLYFISHING FOR PETE SAKES              BARBIE STEALING A BANK CARD
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/fictio16.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

5mm orange LED of unknown pedigree





LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
YOU'VE GOT ENEMAIL!                                     GETTING MALARIA FROM FAUCET HANDLES
FROWN FOR THE CAMERA                                I SPELL "KNIFE" WITH AN "N"
SQUIDWARD DESTROYING A URANATOR         A FLEA IN HER HELMUT
SELLING A DIRTY TOWEL                                 GETTING STUNG BY THE CHEERIOS BEE
I'D LIKE TO BUY A "G"                                      DRINK LIKE THE DOG DOES...FROM THE TOLIET
GETTING A DOUBLE TWERPECTOMY                  WE ARE BEING HAILED BY THE BORG
DIET OF GARBAGE FOOD                                  PLANKTON'S A BUNGKNOCKER
DRAKE PARKER WRECKING A DUNE BUGGY      DISPOSABLE AMOEBAS
GOING JELLYFISHING FOR PETE SAKES              BARBIE STEALING A BANK CARD
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

READY.




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56
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 24, 2011, 05:18:55 am »
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
<b>01-24-11 {<i>or "24 Jan 2011" or even "January 24, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>}</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only a pair of updates planned for my website today -- the first is an update to my Retro Blue Dot LED Wristwatch's web page stating that the date & time suddenly changed without provocation, and the second is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i>!!! ;-)
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eighteen/bluwat1.jpg"><br>
This is the Retro Blue Dot LED Wristwatch.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/potd/craig.bmp" width=639>
<br>
<br>
And this is my "Picture du Jour".
<br>
<br>
A picture of a little critter that my long-lost but recently-found best friend ("brother", more like!) <a href="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/juneaurh.htm" target="new">J. Robbins</a> from Arizona made.
<br>
<br>
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
<br>
<br>
I have no outside trips planned for today.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

01-24-11 {or "24 Jan 2011" or even "January 24, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer}
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only a pair of updates planned for my website today -- the first is an update to my Retro Blue Dot LED Wristwatch's web page stating that the date & time suddenly changed without provocation, and the second is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE!!! ;-)


This is the Retro Blue Dot LED Wristwatch.



And this is my "Picture du Jour".

A picture of a little critter that my long-lost but recently-found best friend ("brother", more like!) J. Robbins from Arizona made.

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 23, 2011, 05:17:27 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/led/247.htm]Inova 24/7[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/247-6.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/247-5.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/0247-7.gif[/img]
(yellow LEDs).

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
PINATOR IS BRIE                                   MERRY SNIFFMAS!
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note.gif[/img]FRISKERS...FEED THE BUNGHOLE!!![img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note.gif[/img]    THE WORSTIEST WEEK EVER       
R2-D2 LIVES IN MY TOLIET MUSCLE       KICKING DOWN A DOOR FOR PETE SAKES
FUNKYVILLAGE                                       REMEMBERING A BABY COW 
DRINKING SKUNK MILK                           UNLUCKY CHARMS   
ALLIGATOR BOWLING                            DEFOLIATING THE SKIN
NOT NEUTRONIUM, DAMMIT!!!                TAKING THE DIRTY BUBBLE CHALLENGE
POLLY WANTS A USED DOUCHE             BEING A GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER
KRABBY PATTY DISEASE                       SOME FARTKNOCKER STOLE MY UNDERWEAR
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]


READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/fictio10.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Inova 24/7






(yellow LEDs).

LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
PINATOR IS BRIE                                   MERRY SNIFFMAS!
FRISKERS...FEED THE BUNGHOLE!!!    THE WORSTIEST WEEK EVER       
R2-D2 LIVES IN MY TOLIET MUSCLE       KICKING DOWN A DOOR FOR PETE SAKES
FUNKYVILLAGE                                       REMEMBERING A BABY COW 
DRINKING SKUNK MILK                           UNLUCKY CHARMS   
ALLIGATOR BOWLING                            DEFOLIATING THE SKIN
NOT NEUTRONIUM, DAMMIT!!!                TAKING THE DIRTY BUBBLE CHALLENGE
POLLY WANTS A USED DOUCHE             BEING A GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER
KRABBY PATTY DISEASE                       SOME FARTKNOCKER STOLE MY UNDERWEAR
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


READY.




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58
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 22, 2011, 05:21:43 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]5mm phosphor pink LED, Radio Shack # 276-0019 from 2009[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/ninteen/2760019.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/5mmpnk02.gif[/img]
If=29.005mA

[b]LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]
SUPERGLUE WICKET                                                    OXYGENATED PLUTONIUM
FRANKLIN STONERBEAR LIKES POT!                            THE MAGIC TOASTER IS RATHER QUEER
BAREFOOT IN BUSTED GLASS                                      I FIGURED OUT BLUE CLUES
CUISINART HOARS                                                     THREADBARE AUTOMOBILE
LAB RATS THAT FIGHT BACK                                      MONEY IN THE GARBAGE
CHEEZE FUD                                                                THE YULEHIGHTIDES
THAT FLASHLIGHT PEED ALL OVER MY SOCKS           POLICE CANDIOSITY
SPIDER IN YOUR SOUP                                               STEPPING ON DEAD PEPSI WENCHES
PARTIAL ECLIPSE OF THE DRYER                               RADIANCE OF THE TESTICLES
FRIDGE BOTTOM STUPHING                                         ONE EGG ROLL SHORT OF A POO-POO PLATTER
[color=red]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color]

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/fictio21.gif[/img]
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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

5mm phosphor pink LED, Radio Shack # 276-0019 from 2009




If=29.005mA

LOAD"FICTIONAL",8,8:SYS17408

SEARCHING FOR FICTIONAL
LOADING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SUPERGLUE WICKET                                                    OXYGENATED PLUTONIUM
FRANKLIN STONERBEAR LIKES POT!                            THE MAGIC TOASTER IS RATHER QUEER
BAREFOOT IN BUSTED GLASS                                      I FIGURED OUT BLUE CLUES
CUISINART HOARS                                                     THREADBARE AUTOMOBILE
LAB RATS THAT FIGHT BACK                                      MONEY IN THE GARBAGE
CHEEZE FUD                                                                THE YULEHIGHTIDES
THAT FLASHLIGHT PEED ALL OVER MY SOCKS           POLICE CANDIOSITY
SPIDER IN YOUR SOUP                                               STEPPING ON DEAD PEPSI WENCHES
PARTIAL ECLIPSE OF THE DRYER                               RADIANCE OF THE TESTICLES
FRIDGE BOTTOM STUPHING                                         ONE EGG ROLL SHORT OF A POO-POO PLATTER
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

READY.




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59
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 21, 2011, 05:21:22 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]10mm blue LED of unknown pedigree[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/10mmblu9.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/10mmblu9.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME DILLHOLE (A TRUE OXYGEN THIEF) CALLED THE HUMANE SOCIETY ABOUT A STRAY CAT, IT WAS CARTED OFF TO THE SHELTER, BUT SHE DIGIVOLVED TO ANGEWOMON AND USED HER "CELESTIAL ARROW" TO BREAK OUT AND THEN HUNT DOWN THE DILLHOLE WHO KNARKED ON HER IN THE FIRST PLACE  ERROR IN 44444

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/27/gatomon.gif[/img]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

10mm blue LED of unknown pedigree





?SOME DILLHOLE (A TRUE OXYGEN THIEF) CALLED THE HUMANE SOCIETY ABOUT A STRAY CAT, IT WAS CARTED OFF TO THE SHELTER, BUT SHE DIGIVOLVED TO ANGEWOMON AND USED HER "CELESTIAL ARROW" TO BREAK OUT AND THEN HUNT DOWN THE DILLHOLE WHO KNARKED ON HER IN THE FIRST PLACE  ERROR IN 44444

READY.




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60
Games / Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« on: January 20, 2011, 06:30:43 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Code: [Select]
<b>01-20-11 {<i>or "20 Jan 2011" or even "January 20, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer</i>}</b><br>
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only three updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates to my 240mW Green Laser Pen and 405nm 5mW Violet Purple Blue Beam Laser Pen evaluations to state that I have given the units to my long-lost-but-recently-found friend <a href="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/23/johnrobb.htm" target="new">J.R.</a> in Arizona USA (we were roommates at <a href="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/juneaurh.htm" target="new">The Juneau Receiving Home</a> from the late-1970s through the early-1980s and I hadn't heard from him until 12-17-10 {or "17 Dec. 2010" if you prefer}), and the third is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! <i>A NEW PICTURE</i>!!! ;-)
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/ninth/240g1.jpg"><br>
This is the 240mW Green Laser Pen.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/br18-1.jpg"><br>
This is the 405nm 5mW Violet Purple Blue Beam Laser Pen.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/31/krusty2.gif" width=639>
<br>
<br>
And this is my "Picture du Jour".
<br>
<br>
A "screen dump" from a <a href="http://www.vintage-computer.com/pet8032.shtml" target="new">Commodore CBM 8032</a> computer using our friend Krusty the Klown from the TV program <a href="http://www.thesimpsons.com/" target="new">The Simpsons"</a>.
<br>
<br>
My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.
<br>
<br>
I have no outside trips planned for today.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

01-20-11 {or "20 Jan 2011" or even "January 20, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer}
Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...I have only three updates planned for my website today -- the first two are updates to my 240mW Green Laser Pen and 405nm 5mW Violet Purple Blue Beam Laser Pen evaluations  evaluations to state that I have given the units to my long-lost-but-recently-found friend J.R. in Arizona USA (we were roommates at The Juneau Receiving Home from the late-1970s through the early-1980s and I hadn't heard from him until 12-17-10 {or "17 Dec. 2010" if you prefer}), and the third is an update to my "Picture du Jour" web page with...what else...you got it!!! A NEW PICTURE!!! ;-)


This is the 240mW Green Laser Pen.


This is the 405nm 5mW Violet Purple Blue Beam Laser Pen.



And this is my "Picture du Jour".

A "screen dump" from a Commodore CBM 8032 computer using our friend Krusty the Klown from the TV program "The Simpsons".

My weblog (or "blog" if you prefer) requires no updates as of this posting.

I have no outside trips planned for today.

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